A young man who was born dirt poor
with plans of starting out fresh in New York
who falls in love with a woman named after a flower
and pretends to be someone he’s not along the way
and his true love is already taken by a huge douche
but he doesn’t care
then he dies in water
And Leo still doesn’t get a freaking Oscar
so I was going through shutterstock and I found this old woman and like wtf tone it down grandma
then you’ve got her like “ohh whats in the box?”
"its a chair"
"when will my dentures return from war?"
oh showing some sass now
and my personal favourite
l o l